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I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la,
La la la
I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
In my monologue
[Spoken:]
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
[Sings:]
But I'm not gonna write about that
In my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss
into the camera and a wink]
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue
[looks around]
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]
But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
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That was my SNL monologue
La la la la la
La la,
This is my SNL monologue
La la la la la
La la,
It's my SNL monologue
I've got security lining the stage
Cause every thing's okay
But there's nothing more to say
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]
And ruined my VMA monologue
And how he ran up on the stage
Something bad about Kanye
You might be expecting me to say
[looks around]
This is my musical monologue
La la la la la
La la,
In my monologue
I'm not gonna comment on that
into the camera and a wink]
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
And if you're wondering if I might
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
La la la, ha ha ha
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna write about that
[Sings:]
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
[Spoken:]
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
You might think I'd bring up Joe
This is my musical monologue!
La la la la la
La la,
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna say that
So that they're ashamed to go in public
I like writing their names into songs
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna say that
I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
La la la
La la la,
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna talk about that
I like baking and things that smell like winter
In my monologue
But I'm not gonna talk about that
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
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