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Major Pager
Mr Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
Than he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers
Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers
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And I need no questions to my an-answers
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers
I need no answers to my questions
From China or somewhere like that
He's just got off a slow boat
So who needs Columbo
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
Now Felix the cat is on his back
And I need no questions to my an-answers
I need no answers to my questions
But now he hasn't got a bean
And took a big fat wager
He lied to us all
Than he's ever been
Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
I need no answers to my questions
But they never seem to sneeze
Who crush and snort them
To the Russians
Because he sells E's
Mr Major's got a pager
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