 |
|
 |
|
Happy New Year
This is my New Year's resolution:
When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout
Through the window I would like to throw her out.
But I resolve not to do it, here is why:
I'm afraid of hitting someone passing by.
This is my New Year's resolution.
When I'm at the movies watching a love seen
And a lady's hat is blocking half the screen
I resolve not to shout, "Take off that hat!"
I'll remove it gently with a baseball bat.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
When I take a lovely lady out to eat
And she orders caviar instead of meat
I resolve to let the lady have her fill.
And of course I'll also let her pay the bill.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
When I'm sitting with my wifey on a bus
And a dear old lady stands in front of us
I resolve to be a gentleman discreet.
I'll politely offer her my wifey's seat.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
When my mother says, "Come in, it's time to eat."
And I keep on playing games out in the street
I resolve to rush right home now when I'm called
Cause my pop just got a hairbrush and he's bald.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
On the radio this year I hope to score
With some funny jokes you've never heard before.
I resolve not to tell a corny joke.
Hello, what's that? The church burned down? Holy smoke!
This is my New Year's Resolution.
In this coming year I'm going to be discreet.
Have the Slicker's playing music soft and sweet.
I resolve to treat Tchaikovsky tenderly
And set his second movement with TNT.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
This is my New Year's Resolution.
And set his second movement with TNT.
I resolve to treat Tchaikovsky tenderly
Have the Slicker's playing music soft and sweet.
In this coming year I'm going to be discreet.
This is my New Year's Resolution.
Hello, what's that? The church burned down? Holy smoke!
I resolve not to tell a corny joke.
With some funny jokes you've never heard before.
On the radio this year I hope to score
This is my New Year's Resolution.
Cause my pop just got a hairbrush and he's bald.
I resolve to rush right home now when I'm called
And I keep on playing games out in the street
When my mother says, "Come in, it's time to eat."
This is my New Year's Resolution.
I'll politely offer her my wifey's seat.
I resolve to be a gentleman discreet.
And a dear old lady stands in front of us
When I'm sitting with my wifey on a bus
This is my New Year's Resolution.
And of course I'll also let her pay the bill.
I resolve to let the lady have her fill.
And she orders caviar instead of meat
When I take a lovely lady out to eat
This is my New Year's Resolution.
I'll remove it gently with a baseball bat.
I resolve not to shout, "Take off that hat!"
And a lady's hat is blocking half the screen
When I'm at the movies watching a love seen
This is my New Year's resolution.
I'm afraid of hitting someone passing by.
But I resolve not to do it, here is why:
Through the window I would like to throw her out.
When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout
This is my New Year's resolution:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| HHappy NNew YYear |
| appy ew ear |
| aHppy eNw eYar |
| jappy mew gear |
| jHappy mNew gYear |
| Hjappy Nmew Ygear |
| uappy hew hear |
| uHappy hNew hYear |
|
| Huappy Nhew Yhear |
| nappy jew 6ear |
| nHappy jNew 6Year |
| Hnappy Njew Y6ear |
| bappy bew uear |
| bHappy bNew uYear |
| Hbappy Nbew Yuear |
| gappy Neew 7ear |
|
| gHappy Nw 7Year |
| Hgappy Nwe Y7ear |
| yappy Nsw jear |
| yHappy Nsew jYear |
| Hyappy Nesw Yjear |
| Haappy N3w tear |
| Hppy N3ew tYear |
| Hpapy Ne3w Ytear |
|
| Hzppy Nfw Yeear |
| Hzappy Nfew Yar |
| Hazppy Nefw Yaer |
| Hqppy Nrw Ysar |
| Hqappy Nrew Ysear |
| Haqppy Nerw Yesar |
| Hsppy N4w Y3ar |
| Hsappy N4ew Y3ear |
|
| Hasppy Ne4w Ye3ar |
| Hwppy Ndw Yfar |
| Hwappy Ndew Yfear |
| Hawppy Nedw Yefar |
| Hxppy Nww Yrar |
| Hxappy Nwew Yrear |
| Haxppy Neww Yerar |
| Happpy Y4ar |
|
| Hapy Ne Y4ear |
| Happy New Ye4ar |
| Ha0py Nea Ydar |
| Ha0ppy Neaw Ydear |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|