 |
|
 |
|
The Marrying Kind
If you leave her now
You're never goin' to see her again, never
Now she's gonna need a shoulder to cry on
She's gonna need a friend
She's gonna need a pillowcase
Something to put those tears on
And I've got some purple satin lacies
One seond later then the second your gone
She's gonna miss you at first
But then she's gonna buy me things
That's when I'm gonna lay her
Cross my piano stool and sing to her
[chorus]
Honey, I tried to tell him
That you were the marrying kind
A faithful one-man woman
The best he would ever find
I guess he wasn't trying to hear that
So there ain't nothing left to say
I tried to tell him if you run to me
I won't run away
If you leave her now
You'll never get another glimpse
I'm goin' to lace her with enough ice to recap the poles
There might be another solar eclipse
She's gonna find out what I like in my eggs
Bath water hot enough to be touched (oh man, porkchop is hurtin')
I'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on
You know, she eat too much
Tonight, she's gonna miss you at first
But then she'll get used to me
All of the tricks I would try
To make her take this ring and make love to me
[chorus]
Run away
Don't run away
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Don't run away
Run away
[chorus]
To make her take this ring and make love to me
All of the tricks I would try
But then she'll get used to me
Tonight, she's gonna miss you at first
You know, she eat too much
I'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on
Bath water hot enough to be touched (oh man, porkchop is hurtin')
She's gonna find out what I like in my eggs
There might be another solar eclipse
I'm goin' to lace her with enough ice to recap the poles
You'll never get another glimpse
If you leave her now
I won't run away
I tried to tell him if you run to me
So there ain't nothing left to say
I guess he wasn't trying to hear that
The best he would ever find
A faithful one-man woman
That you were the marrying kind
Honey, I tried to tell him
[chorus]
Cross my piano stool and sing to her
That's when I'm gonna lay her
But then she's gonna buy me things
She's gonna miss you at first
One seond later then the second your gone
And I've got some purple satin lacies
Something to put those tears on
She's gonna need a pillowcase
She's gonna need a friend
Now she's gonna need a shoulder to cry on
You're never goin' to see her again, never
If you leave her now
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| TThe MMarrying KKind |
| he arrying ind |
| hTe aMrrying iKnd |
| fhe jarrying lind |
| fThe jMarrying lKind |
| Tfhe Mjarrying Klind |
|
| 5he karrying oind |
| 5The kMarrying oKind |
| T5he Mkarrying Koind |
| hhe narrying mind |
| hThe nMarrying mKind |
| Thhe Mnarrying Kmind |
|
| yhe Maarrying jind |
| yThe Mrrying jKind |
| Tyhe Mrarying Kjind |
| 6he Mzrrying iind |
| 6The Mzarrying iKind |
| T6he Mazrrying Kiind |
|
| ghe Mqrrying |
| gThe Mqarrying Knd |
| Tghe Maqrrying Knid |
| rhe Msrrying Kjnd |
| rThe Msarrying |
| Trhe Masrrying Kijnd |
|
| Mwrrying K9nd |
| Te Mwarrying K9ind |
| Teh Mawrrying Ki9nd |
| Tje Mxrrying Klnd |
| Tjhe Mxarrying |
| Thje Maxrrying Kilnd |
|
| Tue Marrrying Kond |
| Tuhe Marying |
| Thue Marrying Kiond |
| Tne Madrying Kknd |
| Tnhe Madrrying Kkind |
| Thne Mardrying Kiknd |
|
| Tbe Ma4rying K8nd |
| Tbhe Ma4rrying K8ind |
| Thbe Mar4rying Ki8nd |
| Tge Magrying Kund |
| Magrrying Kuind |
| Thge Margrying Kiund |
|
| Tye Matrying Kinnd |
| Matrrying Kid |
| Thye Martrying Kidn |
| Thee Ma5rying Kimd |
| Th Ma5rrying Kimnd |
| The Mar5rying Kinmd |
|
| Ths Mafrying Kihd |
| Thse Mafrrying Kihnd |
| Thes Marfrying Kinhd |
| Th3 Maerying Kijd |
| Th3e Maerrying |
| The3 Marerying Kinjd |
|
| Thf Kibd |
| Thfe Kibnd |
| Thef Maryring Kinbd |
| Thr Mardying Kindd |
| Thre Kin |
| Ther Marrdying Kind |
|
| Th4 Mar4ying Kinx |
| Th4e Kinxd |
| The4 Marr4ying Kindx |
| Thd Margying Kine |
| Thde Kined |
| Thed Marrgying Kinde |
|
| Thw Martying Kinf |
| Thwe Kinfd |
| Thew Marrtying Kindf |
| Mar5ying Kinr |
| Kinrd |
| Marr5ying Kindr |
|
| Marfying Kinc |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|