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A Christmas Camel
My amazon six-triggered bride
now searching for a place to hide
still sees the truth quite easily
but shrouds all else in mystery
while madmen in top hats and tails
impale themselves on six-inch nails
and some Arabian also-ran
impersonates a watering can
Some Santa Claus-like face of note
entreats my ears to set afloat
my feeble sick and weary brain
and I am overcome with shame
and hide inside my overcoat
and hurriedly begin to quote
while some Arabian sheikh most grand
impersonates a hot-dog stand
The Red Cross ambulance outside
can only mean that I must hide
'til dusk and finally the night
when I will make a hasty flight
across the sea and far away
to where the weary exiles stay
and some Arabian oil-well
impersonates a padded cell
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impersonates a padded cell
and some Arabian oil-well
to where the weary exiles stay
across the sea and far away
when I will make a hasty flight
'til dusk and finally the night
can only mean that I must hide
The Red Cross ambulance outside
impersonates a hot-dog stand
while some Arabian sheikh most grand
and hurriedly begin to quote
and hide inside my overcoat
and I am overcome with shame
my feeble sick and weary brain
entreats my ears to set afloat
Some Santa Claus-like face of note
impersonates a watering can
and some Arabian also-ran
impale themselves on six-inch nails
while madmen in top hats and tails
but shrouds all else in mystery
still sees the truth quite easily
now searching for a place to hide
My amazon six-triggered bride
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| AA CChristmas CCamel |
| hristmas amel |
| A hCristmas aCmel |
| z fhristmas famel |
| zA fChristmas fCamel |
| Az Cfhristmas Cfamel |
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| q xhristmas xamel |
| qA xChristmas xCamel |
| Aq Cxhristmas Cxamel |
| s vhristmas vamel |
| sA vChristmas vCamel |
| As Cvhristmas Cvamel |
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| w dhristmas damel |
| wA dChristmas dCamel |
| Aw Cdhristmas Cdamel |
| x Chhristmas Caamel |
| xA Cristmas Cmel |
| Ax Crhistmas Cmael |
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| Cjristmas Czmel |
| Cjhristmas Czamel |
| Chjristmas Cazmel |
| Curistmas Cqmel |
| Cuhristmas Cqamel |
| Churistmas Caqmel |
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| Cnristmas Csmel |
| Cnhristmas Csamel |
| Chnristmas Casmel |
| Cbristmas Cwmel |
| Cbhristmas Cwamel |
| Chbristmas Cawmel |
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| Cgristmas Cxmel |
| Cghristmas |
| Chgristmas Caxmel |
| Cyristmas Cammel |
| Cyhristmas Cael |
| Chyristmas Caeml |
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| Chrristmas Cajel |
| Chistmas Cajmel |
| Chirstmas Camjel |
| Chdistmas Cakel |
| Chdristmas Cakmel |
| Chrdistmas Camkel |
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| Ch4istmas Canel |
| Ch4ristmas Canmel |
| Chr4istmas Camnel |
| Chgistmas Cameel |
| Caml |
| Chrgistmas Camle |
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| Chtistmas Camsl |
| Chtristmas Camsel |
| Chrtistmas Camesl |
| Ch5istmas Cam3l |
| Ch5ristmas Cam3el |
| Chr5istmas Came3l |
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| Chfistmas Camfl |
| Chfristmas Camfel |
| Chrfistmas Camefl |
| Cheistmas Camrl |
| Cheristmas Camrel |
| Chreistmas Camerl |
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| Chriistmas Cam4l |
| Chrstmas Cam4el |
| Chrsitmas Came4l |
| Chrjstmas Camdl |
| Chrjistmas Camdel |
| Chrijstmas Camedl |
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| Chr9stmas Camwl |
| Chr9istmas Camwel |
| Chri9stmas Camewl |
| Chrlstmas Camell |
| Chrlistmas Came |
| Chrilstmas Camel |
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| Chrostmas Camek |
| Chroistmas Camekl |
| Chriostmas Camelk |
| Chrkstmas Cameo |
| Chrkistmas Cameol |
| Chrikstmas Camelo |
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| Chr8stmas Camep |
| Chr8istmas Camepl |
| Chri8stmas Camelp |
| Chrustmas |
| Chruistmas |
| Chriustmas |
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| Chrisstmas |
| Chritmas |
| Chritsmas |
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