Robert Earl Keen
10,000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar

10000 chinese walk into a bar
order upa beer
the barman says, its funny you know
we don?t get many Chinese in here
i don?t know if i got it right maybe no one knows
its just a joke i heard one night
and that?s the way it goes
i ll have one

grab a chair and stay all night
make yourself at home
i may be wrong but that?s alright
i am not alone

a little man in this little town
he wears a lot of hats
he always out tom cattin around
hes? got a thing for cats
i aint seen him with a cat
so aint really sure
but listen close cause when he talks
sometimes you hear him purr
there aint a cure

grab a chair and stay all night
make yourself at home
i may be wrong but that?s alright
i am not alone

another man he loved duct tape
he made a duct tape suit
and he had duct tape from the top of his hat
to the heel of his cowboy boot
and when he died they buried him
down in that cold cold ground
and they stuff him in that pine box boy
and then they taped him down
i was out of town

grab a chair and stay all night
make yourself at home
i may be wrong but that?s alright
i am not alone

and then there was this Irishman
who, uh, stayed drunk all time
im sorry friend i screwed that up
i told you the punch line
anyway i got to split
there just about to close
but ill be back tomorrow night
cause that the way it goes
yeah that?s the way it goes


Mirror lyrics:

yeah that?s the way it goes
cause that the way it goes
but ill be back tomorrow night
there just about to close
anyway i got to split
i told you the punch line
im sorry friend i screwed that up
who, uh, stayed drunk all time
and then there was this Irishman

i am not alone
i may be wrong but that?s alright
make yourself at home
grab a chair and stay all night

i was out of town
and then they taped him down
and they stuff him in that pine box boy
down in that cold cold ground
and when he died they buried him
to the heel of his cowboy boot
and he had duct tape from the top of his hat
he made a duct tape suit
another man he loved duct tape

i am not alone
i may be wrong but that?s alright
make yourself at home
grab a chair and stay all night

there aint a cure
sometimes you hear him purr
but listen close cause when he talks
so aint really sure
i aint seen him with a cat
hes? got a thing for cats
he always out tom cattin around
he wears a lot of hats
a little man in this little town

i am not alone
i may be wrong but that?s alright
make yourself at home
grab a chair and stay all night

i ll have one
and that?s the way it goes
its just a joke i heard one night
i don?t know if i got it right maybe no one knows
we don?t get many Chinese in here
the barman says, its funny you know
order upa beer
10000 chinese walk into a bar


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