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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Well, I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
And I've never hoist the mainstay,
And I've never swabbed the poop deck,
And I've never veer to starboard,
Cause I never sail at all.
And I've never walked the gangplank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed potaters,
Up against the wall.
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!
(Spoken part)
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002,
Who be this band Relient K?
And why be they so full of contradictions?
We don't know, what he did,
but we're down with Captain Kidd,
We don't wake up late for lunch,
But we all eat Captain Crunch,
We don't smoke,
We don't chew,
We watch Captain Kangaroo!
And I've never licked a spark plug,
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug,
And I've never painted daises,
On a big red rubber ball.
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I don't look good in leggings,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give them a hand!)
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
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We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
and if you ask us to do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
and if you ask us to do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
(Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give them a hand!)
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
And I don't look good in leggings,
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
On a big red rubber ball.
And I've never painted daises,
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug,
And I've never licked a spark plug,
We watch Captain Kangaroo!
We don't chew,
We don't smoke,
But we all eat Captain Crunch,
We don't wake up late for lunch,
but we're down with Captain Kidd,
We don't know, what he did,
And why be they so full of contradictions?
Who be this band Relient K?
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002,
(Spoken part)
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
Up against the wall.
And I've never thrown my mashed potaters,
And I'm not too good at ping pong,
Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never walked the gangplank,
Cause I never sail at all.
And I've never veer to starboard,
And I've never swabbed the poop deck,
And I've never hoist the mainstay,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Denver,
Well, I've never been to Greenland,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
arr! Arr! ARr! ARR!
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