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Thank God I'm A Man
A man should call the toss
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should be the drake
For his own damn sake
And men should the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason
For a heart to break
A man should cut the lawn
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should never wait
To oil a rusting gate
Men should hold the key positions
In our country's great traditions
A man should put the food
Upon the family plate
So, be moral
Don't quarrel
Fair and square is best
Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
If you wear hair on your chest
So always remember to follow the rules
Box clever
And jocks never
Hock another jock's tools
A man should wax a car
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should like his brow
To be wet with sweat
Men should know the right occasions
To indulge in tax evasions
A man should know the settings
That his spark plugs get
Faggots are maggots
Thank God I'm a man
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Thank God I'm a man
Faggots are maggots
That his spark plugs get
A man should know the settings
To indulge in tax evasions
Men should know the right occasions
To be wet with sweat
A man should like his brow
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should wax a car
Hock another jock's tools
And jocks never
Box clever
So always remember to follow the rules
If you wear hair on your chest
Or desert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Let me alert you
Fair and square is best
Don't quarrel
So, be moral
Upon the family plate
A man should put the food
In our country's great traditions
Men should hold the key positions
To oil a rusting gate
A man should never wait
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should cut the lawn
For a heart to break
A man should be the reason
And the masters of their sisters
And men should the misters
For his own damn sake
A man should be the drake
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should call the toss
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