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I'm My Own Grandpa
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
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I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
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| II'm MMy OOwn GGrandpa |
| 'm y wn randpa |
| 'Im yM wOn rGandpa |
| j'm jy kwn hrandpa |
| jI'm jMy kOwn hGrandpa |
| Ij'm Mjy Okwn Ghrandpa |
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| 9I'm kMy 9Own yGrandpa |
| I9'm Mky O9wn Gyrandpa |
| l'm ny 0wn brandpa |
| lI'm nMy 0Own bGrandpa |
| Il'm Mny O0wn Gbrandpa |
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| o'm Myy lwn vrandpa |
| oI'm M lOwn vGrandpa |
| Io'm My Olwn Gvrandpa |
| k'm Mg iwn frandpa |
| kI'm Mgy iOwn fGrandpa |
| Ik'm Myg Oiwn Gfrandpa |
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| 8'm Mh Owwn trandpa |
| 8I'm Mhy On tGrandpa |
| I8'm Myh Onw Gtrandpa |
| u'm M6 Oan Grrandpa |
| uI'm M6y Oawn Gandpa |
| Iu'm My6 Owan Garndpa |
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| I''m Mu O3n Gdandpa |
| Im Muy O3wn Gdrandpa |
| Im' Myu Ow3n Grdandpa |
| I'mm M7 Odn G4andpa |
| I' M7y Odwn G4randpa |
| I'm My7 Owdn Gr4andpa |
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| I'j Mj Oen Ggandpa |
| I'jm Oewn Ggrandpa |
| I'mj Myj Owen Grgandpa |
| I'k Mt Osn Gtandpa |
| I'km Mty Oswn |
| I'mk Myt Owsn Grtandpa |
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| I'n O2n G5andpa |
| I'nm O2wn G5randpa |
| I'mn Ow2n Gr5andpa |
| Oqn Gfandpa |
| Oqwn |
| Owqn Grfandpa |
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| Ownn Geandpa |
| Ow Gerandpa |
| Own Greandpa |
| Owm Graandpa |
| Owmn Grndpa |
| Ownm Grnadpa |
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| Owh Grzndpa |
| Owhn Grzandpa |
| Ownh Grazndpa |
| Owj Grqndpa |
| Owjn Grqandpa |
| Ownj Graqndpa |
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| Owb Grsndpa |
| Owbn Grsandpa |
| Ownb Grasndpa |
| Grwndpa |
| Grwandpa |
| Grawndpa |
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| Grxandpa |
| Graxndpa |
| Granndpa |
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