Ray Stevens - The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone

Ray Stevens

The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone

Blue Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights of T.V. I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a little steam?"

The main event was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone.
They was takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Now I'd never seen the matches before
And the crowd was backed up plum out the door,
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside seats.

Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin
then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how thal old boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from b

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And he put his arms around me from b
Then he body slammed me two or three times

And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there

Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Well, where we parked wasn't too far

And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us

And I knew we'd better be headin' for the door.
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
It was right about then in the thick of things

I swear I didn't see how thal old boy could take much more.
then he body slammed him, and he did it again
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin

I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose

But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside seats.
And the crowd was backed up plum out the door,
Now I'd never seen the matches before

They was takin' on a team that never had been beat.
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone.
The main event was the Spider from parts unknown

a little steam?"
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine

And after five straight nights of T.V. I was ready to scream.
And left me at home by myself to bach
Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back

Blue Cyclone, Oooh...

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