R.e.m.
The Worst Joke Ever

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
when's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP FOR
THE WORST JOKE EVER, I NEVER.
I'LL TELL YOU MY VERSION OF THE GREATEST LIFE STORY
DON'T BORE ME

now I am floating,
I feel released.
the moorings have been dropped,
the weights unleashed.
everything is crystalline, simple and free.

the crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
you're not hurting anybody else's chances,
but you're disfiguring your own.

GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP FOR
THE WORST JOKE EVER, I NEVER.
I'LL TELL YOU MY VERSION OF THE GREATEST LIFE STORY
DON'T BORE ME, I NEVER
GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP

YOU SEE THERE'S THIS FEELING THAT I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE


Mirror lyrics:

YOU SEE THERE'S THIS FEELING THAT I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP
DON'T BORE ME, I NEVER
I'LL TELL YOU MY VERSION OF THE GREATEST LIFE STORY
THE WORST JOKE EVER, I NEVER.
GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP FOR

but you're disfiguring your own.
you're not hurting anybody else's chances,
or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
the crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

everything is crystalline, simple and free.
the weights unleashed.
the moorings have been dropped,
I feel released.
now I am floating,

DON'T BORE ME
I'LL TELL YOU MY VERSION OF THE GREATEST LIFE STORY
THE WORST JOKE EVER, I NEVER.
GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SETUP FOR

get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
when's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"
slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.


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