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The policeman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Let me get my crazy ass home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darlin' where have you been,
i've been worried about you"
And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait
to tell you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: Cherry"
Then he said "I'll be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"
Now meanwhile Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house
Tellin it all
She said "I knew there was something about that policeman
I started to cut lose my dog"
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
"Miss Rosey you are nuts"
And i say "all I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with that spatula"
And then we all laughed
Tron says "shes a G no doubt"
Now lets head right back on over
To the policeman's house
He pulls up in the garage
She doesn't expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"
And then she says "I don't know"
Then he step back, look at her and says
"Whatcha all jittery for?"
Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then shes says "You know what I mean"
He says "I know what came out yo mouth"
He said that "you said maybe
Then she says baby," he walks in the house
She tries to lead him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"
Then she turns around thinking to herself
With this weird look on her face
Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu,
why are you walking back and forth, pacing?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself
"What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter is
that she just slept with another man today
And he started calling her name
"Bridget, I know you her me"
But she can't turn around
Because the truth on her face
He will see it
Then he screams "Bridget"
"Yes""Look at me"
Bridget turns around and then he says
"Whatcha got up your sleeve?"
She's scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
still talking about some pears
He starts screaming saying
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
Now he's got a funny feeling
Something just don't seem right
He's looking at her while she's backing up
Then he says "With all my might,
Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody
if you been doing wrong"
But little does he know
somebody is still right there in his home
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somebody is still right there in his home
But little does he know
if you been doing wrong"
Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody
Then he says "With all my might,
He's looking at her while she's backing up
Something just don't seem right
Now he's got a funny feeling
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
He starts screaming saying
still talking about some pears
Stuttering and shaking and
She's scared out of her mind
"Whatcha got up your sleeve?"
Bridget turns around and then he says
"Yes""Look at me"
Then he screams "Bridget"
He will see it
Because the truth on her face
But she can't turn around
"Bridget, I know you her me"
And he started calling her name
that she just slept with another man today
Because the truth of the matter is
"What am I to say?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself
why are you walking back and forth, pacing?"
Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu,
With this weird look on her face
Then she turns around thinking to herself
And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"
She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She tries to lead him upstairs
Then she says baby," he walks in the house
He said that "you said maybe
He says "I know what came out yo mouth"
And then shes says "You know what I mean"
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
"Whatcha all jittery for?"
Then he step back, look at her and says
And then she says "I don't know"
Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"
kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
She rushed to the door
She doesn't expect for him to come that soon
He pulls up in the garage
To the policeman's house
Now lets head right back on over
Tron says "shes a G no doubt"
And then we all laughed
was what was you gonna do with that spatula"
And i say "all I wanted to know
"Miss Rosey you are nuts"
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
I started to cut lose my dog"
She said "I knew there was something about that policeman
Tellin it all
Now meanwhile Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house
Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then he said "I'll be there soon.
"Your favorite: Cherry"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
to tell you what I've been going through"
And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait
i've been worried about you"
"Darlin' where have you been,
And his wife picks up and says
"Let me get my crazy ass home"
Backing up, shaking his head saying
And gets right on the phone
The policeman gets in his car
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