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How To Make Gravy
Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
(Just a little too much cologne)
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening, I can just imagine,
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry,
And kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.
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I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
And kiss the sleepy children for me
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry,
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And later in the evening, I can just imagine,
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
(Just a little too much cologne)
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
When I'm standing in line
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang
Who's gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's flying in from the coast
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for me
If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
It's the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bells
Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
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