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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99
Wear Sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering experience…
I will dispense this advice, now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself, and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….
You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don't waste your time on jealousy;
sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind; the race is long,
and in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life…
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…
what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance,
so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can,
don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings, their your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
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But trust me on the sunscreen…
wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
but you never know when either one might run out.
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse;
Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Respect your elders.
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
you too will get old and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
Travel.
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
Understand that friends come and go, but with the precious few you should hold on.
Be nice to your siblings, their your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..
don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can,
so are everybody else's.
or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance,
what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…
maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't,
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
Get plenty of calcium.
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives,
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life…
Stretch
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;
and in the end, it's only with yourself.
sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind; the race is long,
Don't waste your time on jealousy;
Floss
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Sing
Do one thing everyday that scares you
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind;
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
You are not as fat as you imagine.
you and how fabulous you really looked….
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself, and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before
oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
I will dispense this advice, now.
than my own meandering experience…
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
Wear Sunscreen.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99
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