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Don't Ask Me
Mr. K comes out to play
Inquisitive as ever
He'd like to know a bunch of things
He thinks you're pretty clever
The height of Cyd Charisse
The probability of chance
The capital of Turkey
And the president of France
So
Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
And I just don't know what to do, what to do
Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
And you'll never know what is true, what is true
The origin of species
The date of Waterloo
Oppenheimer's shoe size
And the latitude of Timbuktu
The square root of thrity-eight
Why they call he-goats billy
The weight of Colonel Sanders
And the whereabouts of Chile
So
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Before you go on may I make a suggestion
To get to the truth,
You must first know the question
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(Chorus to end)
You must first know the question
To get to the truth,
Before you go on may I make a suggestion
(Chorus)
So
And the whereabouts of Chile
The weight of Colonel Sanders
Why they call he-goats billy
The square root of thrity-eight
And the latitude of Timbuktu
Oppenheimer's shoe size
The date of Waterloo
The origin of species
And you'll never know what is true, what is true
Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
And I just don't know what to do, what to do
Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
So
And the president of France
The capital of Turkey
The probability of chance
The height of Cyd Charisse
He thinks you're pretty clever
He'd like to know a bunch of things
Inquisitive as ever
Mr. K comes out to play
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