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Professional Pirate
Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Long John's speech...
All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
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You're always in the best of company
All: When you're a professional pirate
And most importantly
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
The soul of decency
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
And when your a professional pirate
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
It's one for all for one
All: Hey ho ho
Long John's speech...
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Cause I've always been a big spender
Morgan: I could have been in politics
But I just had too much heart
Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
I like taking things apart
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
All: But when your a professional pirate
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
We're honorable men
Pirates: Hey ho ho
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
By working out of doors
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
You'll cruise to foreign shores
Pirates: Hey ho ho
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
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