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I Can Eat It All (parody I Surrender All)
I can scarf a dozen dougnuts,
And lick the suger off my hands,
If I had a hundred tacos,
I could eat 'em on demand.
If I eat 'em even faster,
You can see my waist expand,
But the bloated feeling that I get,
Is the part that I can't stand
I'm the middle of the kitchen,
I can't help but gain a pound,
I'll never taste the feel of victory
Till I finally chow down
I can offer no defence,
When that aroma fills the place,
When I'm served a tray of burgers,
I will gladly stuff my face,
I can eat it all,
Alfalfa, sprouts, and grains,
But when it comes to fast food,
I eat everything,
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire,
It's fat that I require,
Cause I'm a butterball,
I can eat it all.
The source of my condition,
Is the fact I don't obstain,
I can measure my consumption,
By the weight that I have gained
Though my friends call me a glutty,
And that causes me such pain,
If they serve me one more salad,
I think I will go insane
Cause I've laid aside the health food,
For the fatter foods I've found,
When I get my hands on pizza,
I can never put it down
When I hit my favorite restraunts,
I eat everything I see,
After hours at the buffet,
They are begging me to leave
I can eat it all,
Alfalfa sprouts and grains,
But when it comes to fast food,
I eat everything,
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire,
It's fat that I require,
Cause I'm a butterball,
I can eat it all
I have a favorite verse,
I would like you all to know,
And it goes like this,
"Man cannot live by bread alone"
That is why I lay my ground beef,
On a golden flame of fire,
The more I have,
The more that I desire
I can eat it all
(small break)
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire
It's fat that I require
Cause I'm a butterball
I'm wider then I'm tall
I'm pure cholesteral,
I can eat it all
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I can eat it all
I'm pure cholesteral,
I'm wider then I'm tall
Cause I'm a butterball
It's fat that I require
Whatever I desire
I can eat it all,
(small break)
I can eat it all
The more that I desire
The more I have,
On a golden flame of fire,
That is why I lay my ground beef,
"Man cannot live by bread alone"
And it goes like this,
I would like you all to know,
I have a favorite verse,
I can eat it all
Cause I'm a butterball,
It's fat that I require,
Whatever I desire,
I can eat it all,
I eat everything,
But when it comes to fast food,
Alfalfa sprouts and grains,
I can eat it all,
They are begging me to leave
After hours at the buffet,
I eat everything I see,
When I hit my favorite restraunts,
I can never put it down
When I get my hands on pizza,
For the fatter foods I've found,
Cause I've laid aside the health food,
I think I will go insane
If they serve me one more salad,
And that causes me such pain,
Though my friends call me a glutty,
By the weight that I have gained
I can measure my consumption,
Is the fact I don't obstain,
The source of my condition,
I can eat it all.
Cause I'm a butterball,
It's fat that I require,
Whatever I desire,
I can eat it all,
I eat everything,
But when it comes to fast food,
Alfalfa, sprouts, and grains,
I can eat it all,
I will gladly stuff my face,
When I'm served a tray of burgers,
When that aroma fills the place,
I can offer no defence,
Till I finally chow down
I'll never taste the feel of victory
I can't help but gain a pound,
I'm the middle of the kitchen,
Is the part that I can't stand
But the bloated feeling that I get,
You can see my waist expand,
If I eat 'em even faster,
I could eat 'em on demand.
If I had a hundred tacos,
And lick the suger off my hands,
I can scarf a dozen dougnuts,
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| II CCan EEat IIt AAll ((parody II SSurrender AAll) |
| an at t ll parody urrender ll) |
| I aCn aEt tI lAl p(arody I uSrrender lAl) |
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| j fan sat jt zll (pparody j zurrender zll) |
| jI fCan sEat jIt zAll (arody jI zSurrender zAll) |
| Ij Cfan Esat Ijt Azll (aprody Ij Szurrender Azll) |
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| 9 xan 3at 9t qll (0arody 9 wurrender qll) |
| 9I xCan 3Eat 9It qAll (0parody 9I wSurrender qAll) |
| I9 Cxan E3at I9t Aqll (p0arody I9 Swurrender Aqll) |
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| l van fat lt sll (larody l durrender sll) |
| lI vCan fEat lIt sAll (lparody lI dSurrender sAll) |
| Il Cvan Efat Ilt Asll (plarody Il Sdurrender Asll) |
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| o dan rat ot wll (oarody o eurrender wll) |
| oI dCan rEat oIt wAll (oparody oI eSurrender wAll) |
| Io Cdan Erat Iot Awll (poarody Io Seurrender Awll) |
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| k Caan 4at kt xll (paarody k xurrender xll) |
| kI Cn 4Eat kIt xAll (prody kI xSurrender xAll) |
| Ik Cna E4at Ikt Axll (praody Ik Sxurrender Axll) |
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| 8 Czn dat 8t Alll (pzrody 8 aurrender Alll) |
| 8I Czan dEat 8It Al (pzarody 8I aSurrender Al) |
| I8 Cazn Edat I8t All (pazrody I8 Saurrender All) |
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| u Cqn wat ut Akl (pqrody u Suurrender Akl) |
| uI Cqan wEat uIt Akll (pqarody uI Srrender Akll) |
| Iu Caqn Ewat Iut Alkl (paqrody Iu Srurender Alkl) |
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| Csn Eaat Itt Aol (psrody Shrrender Aol) |
| Csan Et I Aoll (psarody Shurrender Aoll) |
| Casn Eta It Alol (pasrody Suhrrender Alol) |
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| Cwn Ezt If Apl (pwrody S7rrender Apl) |
| Cwan Ezat Ift Apll (pwarody S7urrender Apll) |
| Cawn Eazt Itf Alpl (pawrody Su7rrender Alpl) |
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| Cxn Eqt I5 (pxrody Skrrender |
| Eqat I5t (pxarody Skurrender |
| Caxn Eaqt It5 (paxrody Sukrrender Al)l |
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| Cann Est Ih Alk (parrody Sirrender Alk) |
| Ca Iht (paody Siurrender |
| Can East Ith Allk (paordy Suirrender Allk) |
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| Cam Ewt Iy Alo (padody S8rrender Alo) |
| Camn Iyt (padrody S8urrender |
| Canm Eawt Ity Allo (pardody Su8rrender Allo) |
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| Cah Ext I6 Alp (pa4ody Sjrrender Alp) |
| Cahn Exat I6t (pa4rody Sjurrender |
| Canh Eaxt It6 Allp (par4ody Sujrrender Allp) |
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| Caj Eatt Ig (pagody Syrrender All)) |
| Cajn Ea Igt (pagrody Syurrender All |
| Canj Eat Itg (pargody Suyrrender |
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| Cab Eaf Ir (patody Surrrender |
| Cabn Eaft Irt (patrody Surender |
| Canb Eatf Itr (partody Surrender |
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| Ea5 (pa5ody Sudrender |
| Ea5t (pa5rody Sudrrender |
| Eat5 (par5ody Surdrender |
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| Eah (pafody Su4render |
| Eaht (pafrody Su4rrender |
| Eath (parfody Sur4render |
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| Eay (paeody Sugrender |
| Eayt (paerody Sugrrender |
| Eaty (pareody Surgrender |
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| Ea6 (paroody Sutrender |
| Ea6t (pardy Sutrrender |
| Eat6 (pardoy Surtrender |
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| Eag (parkdy Su5render |
| Eagt (parkody Su5rrender |
| Eatg (parokdy Sur5render |
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| Ear (par9dy Sufrender |
| Eart (par9ody Sufrrender |
| Eatr (paro9dy Surfrender |
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| (par0dy Suerender |
| (par0ody Suerrender |
| (paro0dy Surerender |
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| (parldy |
| (parlody |
| (paroldy Surernder |
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| (paridy Surdender |
| (pariody |
| (paroidy Surrdender |
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| (paroddy Sur4ender |
| (paroy |
| (paroyd Surr4ender |
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| (paroxy Surgender |
| (paroxdy |
| (parodxy Surrgender |
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| (paroey Surtender |
| (paroedy |
| (parodey Surrtender |
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| (parofy Sur5ender |
| (parofdy |
| (parodfy Surr5ender |
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| (parory Surfender |
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