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Indoor Games
Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
Dusting plastic garlic plants
They snigger in the draught
When you ride through the parlour
Wearing nothing but your armour-
Playing indoor games.
One string puppet shows amuse
Your sycophantic friends
Who cheer your rancid recipes
In fear they might offend,
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
Sporting falsies and a toga-
Playing indoor games, indoor games.
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
Who pats her sixty little skins
And reinsures your life,
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
'cos you lost your jigsaw corner-
Playing indoor games, indoor games.
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
Or swim in purple perspex water wings.
Come saturday jump hopper, chelsea brigade,
High bender-trender it's all indoor games.
No ball bagatelle incites
Your children to conspire,
They slide across your frying pan
And fertilize your fire;
Still you and jones go madder
Broken bones-broken ladder-
Hey ho . . .
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Hey ho . . .
Broken bones-broken ladder-
Still you and jones go madder
And fertilize your fire;
They slide across your frying pan
Your children to conspire,
No ball bagatelle incites
High bender-trender it's all indoor games.
Come saturday jump hopper, chelsea brigade,
Or swim in purple perspex water wings.
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
Playing indoor games, indoor games.
'cos you lost your jigsaw corner-
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
And reinsures your life,
Who pats her sixty little skins
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
Playing indoor games, indoor games.
Sporting falsies and a toga-
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
In fear they might offend,
Who cheer your rancid recipes
Your sycophantic friends
One string puppet shows amuse
Playing indoor games.
Wearing nothing but your armour-
When you ride through the parlour
They snigger in the draught
Dusting plastic garlic plants
Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
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