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| The Birth Of Uncool 
 If sounding like last summer
 Is such a bummer,
 Then how good's what you're in ta
 Gonna be, come winter?
 
 If sounding like last year
 Is something you should fear,
 Then this year won't be fine
 Given twelve months' time.
 
 Why is it that you rave
 About what is today's,
 When you'll react with sorrow
 Same time tomorrow?
 
 Why not enjoy the sound
 Of summer all year ‘round?
 There is a place to go
 The Groove Police don't know
 
 “Uncool”
 
 If something's bad, it's bad –
 That's a quality it had
 On the day that it was born,
 No matter what the norm.
 
 Ask if it's fake or true,
 Not, “Is it old or new?”;
 You learn what things are fine –
 All it takes is time.
 
 “Uncool”
 
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Where Ben Lee still dates some chick from high school
 Where it's not post-modern to like Kiss
 Your desert island discs are full of greatest hits
 Where perception isn't reality
 Where you get your text message from a library
 Where the Emperor's New Clothes have got nobody fooled
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Where old skool is still the golden rule
 Where appearances never flatter
 Where the rhyming that matters is more than street patter
 Where the stars of RnB are still old and ugly
 Where nobody spells New with a “U”
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 
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| Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Where nobody spells New with a “U”
 Where the stars of RnB are still old and ugly
 Where the rhyming that matters is more than street patter
 Where appearances never flatter
 Where old skool is still the golden rule
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 Where the Emperor's New Clothes have got nobody fooled
 Where you get your text message from a library
 Where perception isn't reality
 Your desert island discs are full of greatest hits
 Where it's not post-modern to like Kiss
 Where Ben Lee still dates some chick from high school
 Let me take you to “Uncool”
 
 “Uncool”
 
 All it takes is time.
 You learn what things are fine –
 Not, “Is it old or new?”;
 Ask if it's fake or true,
 
 No matter what the norm.
 On the day that it was born,
 That's a quality it had
 If something's bad, it's bad –
 
 “Uncool”
 
 The Groove Police don't know
 There is a place to go
 Of summer all year ‘round?
 Why not enjoy the sound
 
 Same time tomorrow?
 When you'll react with sorrow
 About what is today's,
 Why is it that you rave
 
 Given twelve months' time.
 Then this year won't be fine
 Is something you should fear,
 If sounding like last year
 
 Gonna be, come winter?
 Then how good's what you're in ta
 Is such a bummer,
 If sounding like last summer
 
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| TThe BBirth OOf UUncool |  | he irth f ncool |  | hTe iBrth fO nUcool |  | fhe virth kf hncool |  | fThe vBirth kOf hUncool |  | Tfhe Bvirth Okf Uhncool |  |  
| 5he girth 9f 7ncool |  | 5The gBirth 9Of 7Uncool |  | T5he Bgirth O9f U7ncool |  | hhe nirth 0f kncool |  | hThe nBirth 0Of kUncool |  | Thhe Bnirth O0f Ukncool |  |  
| yhe hirth lf incool |  | yThe hBirth lOf iUncool |  | Tyhe Bhirth Olf Uincool |  | 6he Biirth if 8ncool |  | 6The Brth iOf 8Uncool |  | T6he Brith Oif U8ncool |  |  
| ghe Bjrth Off jncool |  | gThe Bjirth O jUncool |  | Tghe Bijrth Of Ujncool |  | rhe B9rth Oc yncool |  | rThe B9irth Ocf yUncool |  | Trhe Bi9rth Ofc Uyncool |  |  
| Blrth Or Unncool |  | Te Blirth Orf Ucool |  | Teh Bilrth Ofr Ucnool |  | Tje Borth Og Umcool |  | Tjhe Boirth Ogf Umncool |  | Thje Biorth Ofg Unmcool |  |  
| Tue Bkrth Ot Uhcool |  | Tuhe Bkirth Otf |  | Thue Bikrth Oft Unhcool |  | Tne B8rth Ov Ujcool |  | Tnhe B8irth Ovf |  | Thne Bi8rth Ofv Unjcool |  |  
| Tbe Burth Od Ubcool |  | Tbhe Buirth Odf Ubncool |  | Thbe Biurth Ofd Unbcool |  | Tge Birrth Unccool |  | Bith Unool |  | Thge Bitrh Unocol |  |  
| Tye Bidth Unfool |  | Bidrth Unfcool |  | Thye Birdth Uncfool |  | Thee Bi4th Unxool |  | Th Bi4rth Unxcool |  | The Bir4th Uncxool |  |  
| Ths Bigth Unvool |  | Thse Bigrth Unvcool |  | 
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