Tom Lehrer
The Hunting Song

I always will remember,
'Twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.


Mirror lyrics:

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And I say, "There's nothin' to it,
People ask me how I do it,

And one of the hunters wasn't insured.
Cows were out of season,
It turned out there was a reason,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
Took away my permit,
The law was very firm, it

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
What a haul I made that day.
And went out to stalk my prey.
I took down my trusty rifle
I was in no mood to trifle,

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went out to hunt some deer
'Twas a year ago November,
I always will remember,


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