Tom Lehrer - There's A Delta For Every Epsilon

Tom Lehrer

There's A Delta For Every Epsilon

There's a delta for every epsilon,
It's a fact that you can always count upon.
There's a delta for every epsilon
And now and again,
There's also an n.

But one condition I must give:
The epsilon must be positive
A lonely life all the others live,
In no theorem
A delta for them.

How sad, how cruel, how tragic,
How pitiful, and other adjec-
Tives that I might mention.
The matter merits our attention.
If an epsilon is a hero,
Just because it is greater than zero,
It must be mighty discouragin'
To lie to the left of the origin.

This rank discrimination is not for us,
We must fight for an enlightened calculus,
Where epsilons all, both minus and plus,
Have deltas
To call their own.

Mirror lyrics:

To call their own.
Have deltas
Where epsilons all, both minus and plus,
We must fight for an enlightened calculus,
This rank discrimination is not for us,

To lie to the left of the origin.
It must be mighty discouragin'
Just because it is greater than zero,
If an epsilon is a hero,
The matter merits our attention.
Tives that I might mention.
How pitiful, and other adjec-
How sad, how cruel, how tragic,

A delta for them.
In no theorem
A lonely life all the others live,
The epsilon must be positive
But one condition I must give:

There's also an n.
And now and again,
There's a delta for every epsilon
It's a fact that you can always count upon.
There's a delta for every epsilon,

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