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Spam Song
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don't like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
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Spam spam spam spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Choir (intervening):
spam and spam?
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
Waitress:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Customer:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Waitress:
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
Customer:
I don't like spam!
Wife:
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
Waitress:
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Shut up!
Waitress (to choir):
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
Wife:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Waitress:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Wife:
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
Customer:
That's got spam in it!
Wife:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Customer:
I don't want any spam!
Wife:
That's not got much spam in it
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
Waitress:
Have you got anything without spam?
Wife:
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg and spam
egg sausage and bacon
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Waitress:
What have you got?
Customer:
Morning.
Waitress:
Morning,
Customer:
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| SSpam SSong |
| pam ong |
| pSam oSng |
| zpam zong |
| zSpam zSong |
| Szpam Szong |
| wpam wong |
| wSpam wSong |
| Swpam Swong |
| dpam dong |
| dSpam dSong |
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| Sdpam Sdong |
| epam eong |
| eSpam eSong |
| Sepam Seong |
| xpam xong |
| xSpam xSong |
| Sxpam Sxong |
| apam aong |
| aSpam aSong |
| Sapam Saong |
| Sppam Soong |
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| Sam Sng |
| Sapm Snog |
| S0am Skng |
| S0pam Skong |
| Sp0am Sokng |
| Slam S9ng |
| Slpam S9ong |
| Splam So9ng |
| Soam S0ng |
| Sopam S0ong |
| Spoam So0ng |
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| Spaam Slng |
| Spm Slong |
| Spma Solng |
| Spzm Sing |
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