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The Black Knight
ARTHUR;
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
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I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
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I seek the finest and the bravest knights
to join me in my court at Camelot.
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You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
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You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass
ARTHUR:
I have no qaurrel with you, good sir knight,
but i must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!!
...FIGHTING...
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off...
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your Arm's Off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse!
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
...fighting...
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right arm off...
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine
...Kneeling...
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy Mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
...KICK...
Come On, Then
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
...KICK...
ARTHUR:
Eh... You´re indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, he?
ARTHUR:
Look you stupid bastard, you´ve got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
...KICK...
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
...KICK...
Chickennnn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I´ll have your leg.
...KICK...
RIGHT!
...Whop...
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right leg off...
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I´ll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You´ll what?
BLCK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I´m invincible!!
ARTHUR:
You´re a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.
...WHOP...
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s last leg off...
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh...All right, we´ll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
Come back here and take what´s coming to you!
I´ll bite your legs off!!!!!!
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I´ll bite your legs off!!!!!!
Come back here and take what´s coming to you!
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come, patsy.
ARTHUR:
Oh...All right, we´ll call it a draw.
BLACK KNIGHT:
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s last leg off...
...WHOP...
Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.
BLACK KNIGHT:
You´re a looney.
ARTHUR:
I´m invincible!!
BLACK KNIGHT:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
ARTHUR:
Come here!
BLCK KNIGHT:
You´ll what?
ARTHUR:
Right. I´ll do you for that!
BLACK KNIGHT:
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right leg off...
...Whop...
RIGHT!
...KICK...
Look, I´ll have your leg.
ARTHUR:
Chickennnn!
...KICK...
Chicken!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Look, stop that!
ARTHUR:
...KICK...
Just a flesh wound.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Look!
ARTHUR:
Yes I have.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Look you stupid bastard, you´ve got no arms left.
ARTHUR:
Oh, had enough, he?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Eh... You´re indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
ARTHUR:
...KICK...
Have at you!
BLACK KNIGHT:
What?
ARTHUR:
Come On, Then
...KICK...
Hah!
BLACK KNIGHT:
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy Mer--
...Kneeling...
Victory is mine
ARTHUR:
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right arm off...
...fighting...
Come on, you pansy!
BLACK KNIGHT:
You liar!
ARTHUR:
I've had worse!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Well, what's that, then?
ARTHUR:
No, it isn't
BLACK KNIGHT:
A scratch? Your Arm's Off!
ARTHUR:
'Tis but a scratch.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
ARTHUR:
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off...
...FIGHTING...
So be it!!
ARTHUR:
I move for no man.
BLACK KNIGHT:
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!
ARTHUR:
Then you shall die.
BLACK KNIGHT:
but i must cross this bridge.
I have no qaurrel with you, good sir knight,
ARTHUR:
None shall pass
BLACK KNIGHT:
What?
ARTHUR:
None shall pass
BLACK KNIGHT:
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
...pause...
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
...pause...
to join me in my court at Camelot.
I seek the finest and the bravest knights
...pause...
I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
...pause...
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
ARTHUR;
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