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Eric The Half A Bee
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
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Semi-carnally.
He loves him carnally,
I love him carnally.
One summer afternoon by me,
Bisected accidentally,
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
Some freak from a menagerie?
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
La dee dee, one two three,
Due to some ancient injury?
When half the bee is not a bee
Or not to be an entire bee
But can a bee be said to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
But half the bee has got to be
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
Half a bee, philosophically,
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