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THere are those who manage such a charmed existence
Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth
All the major domos will know them
And obligingly will show them
Straight to the only table left on earth
These are people for whom life is not a challenge
They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree
They're the women men will die for
And millionaires will buy for
But I fear these ladies aren't me...
The cake life served me
Is upside down
The soup du jour I'm having spill
On my best gown
I get all wet
Each time I surf the net, yet
Baby, don't ask me why
It always rains on me
My one day off
And my blind date turned into
Boris Karloff
It's like a curse
I go from bad to worse but
Baby. don't ask me why
Funny...
Down at the IRS
I get the guy who never says "yes"
God, what a mess
It's all so taxing
Maybe...
Life is a cosmic gaff
Fashioning punchlines into a laugh
Too cute by half
I don't know why, don't ask me
And then I saw you
That rainy day
Drenched to the bone and all alone
What can I say
When you are near
My motor hits high gear, dear
No clue, don't ask me why
Maybe...
This is the perfect deal
This time the schmo has found her schlemiel
Now maybe we'll
Find that happy ending
Maybe...
You are the missing cog
Kissed the one frog
Who was worth befriending
The world will go on
Much as before
I'll lose the keys right after
You lock the door
It seems to me
That we were meant to be, see
We've got compatibility
You're the pie and I'm the face
You're the shoe tripping on my lace
You're the yin and I'm the yang
You're the lemon and I'm meringue
You're the fourth of my July
Together we'll blow sky high, and
We'll never say goodbye... but
Baby, don't ask me why
Why don't elephants fly?
Why are high heels so high?
Why is Ru Paul a guy?
Baby, don't ask me why
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Baby, don't ask me why
Why is Ru Paul a guy?
Why are high heels so high?
Why don't elephants fly?
Baby, don't ask me why
We'll never say goodbye... but
Together we'll blow sky high, and
You're the fourth of my July
You're the lemon and I'm meringue
You're the yin and I'm the yang
You're the shoe tripping on my lace
You're the pie and I'm the face
We've got compatibility
That we were meant to be, see
It seems to me
You lock the door
I'll lose the keys right after
Much as before
The world will go on
Who was worth befriending
Kissed the one frog
You are the missing cog
Maybe...
Find that happy ending
Now maybe we'll
This time the schmo has found her schlemiel
This is the perfect deal
Maybe...
No clue, don't ask me why
My motor hits high gear, dear
When you are near
What can I say
Drenched to the bone and all alone
That rainy day
And then I saw you
I don't know why, don't ask me
Too cute by half
Fashioning punchlines into a laugh
Life is a cosmic gaff
Maybe...
It's all so taxing
God, what a mess
I get the guy who never says "yes"
Down at the IRS
Funny...
Baby. don't ask me why
I go from bad to worse but
It's like a curse
Boris Karloff
And my blind date turned into
My one day off
It always rains on me
Baby, don't ask me why
Each time I surf the net, yet
I get all wet
On my best gown
The soup du jour I'm having spill
Is upside down
The cake life served me
But I fear these ladies aren't me...
And millionaires will buy for
They're the women men will die for
They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree
These are people for whom life is not a challenge
Straight to the only table left on earth
And obligingly will show them
All the major domos will know them
Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth
THere are those who manage such a charmed existence
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