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Alfie
Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
Chorus
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Chorus
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.
Chorus
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere
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Mon frere
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Chorus
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
Chorus
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
Alfie please use your brain
Get off your lazy arse,
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
Chorus
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
Ooooo deary me,
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