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Kvetchy The Teacher
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
TRINA
Kvetchy the teacher
Was a total pedagogue;
Did a student make
But a sole mistake,
She would mark it in her log.
She disciplined
Like the monsoon wind
And gave many a detention;
If someone still
Broke her rules: "I will
Assign you a suspension!"
Kvetchy the teacher
Was as mean as mean could be;
Not a student smiled
Who had been beguiled
By her visage of amiability.
She bestowed
A rigid code
Of propriety and prudence;
And if someone broke
The rules she spoke,
She would go yell at her students.
Kvetchy the teacher
Was a disciplinary type;
She was really mean
And is turning green
As she is quite "underripe".
She was rude,
In fact, plain crude,
In her invective speech;
To listen to
Her scream at you
Was no day at the beach.
Kvetchy the teacher
Had a smell like that of ordure;
But we've never yet
Had a chance to get
Rid of her and all her torture.
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Rid of her and all her torture.
Had a chance to get
But we've never yet
Had a smell like that of ordure;
Kvetchy the teacher
Was no day at the beach.
Her scream at you
To listen to
In her invective speech;
In fact, plain crude,
She was rude,
As she is quite "underripe".
And is turning green
She was really mean
Was a disciplinary type;
Kvetchy the teacher
She would go yell at her students.
The rules she spoke,
And if someone broke
Of propriety and prudence;
A rigid code
She bestowed
By her visage of amiability.
Who had been beguiled
Not a student smiled
Was as mean as mean could be;
Kvetchy the teacher
Assign you a suspension!"
Broke her rules: "I will
If someone still
And gave many a detention;
Like the monsoon wind
She disciplined
She would mark it in her log.
But a sole mistake,
Did a student make
Was a total pedagogue;
Kvetchy the teacher
TRINA
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
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| Kvehtchy Thwe Teaher |
| Kvethchy Thew Teahcer |
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