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I Can't Wake Up
 
 
(Intro) 
 
What I want you to do is count to ten. 
Nine 
Eight 
Seven 
Six 
Five 
Four 
three 
Two 
On one you will be asleep. 
One 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
 
(Bridge) 
 
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. 
I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah! 
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho! 
I'm walking around and I just cant wake up. 
 
 
(Vers 1) 
 
I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up 
So I run and jump 
someone yelled get that blunt. 
Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major 
I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor 
I dont like this dream as a blunt 
But I can't get out of it 
And I cant seem to wake up 
So Im running and racing 
Blunt smokers are chasing 
This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain 
I'm picked up 
They said they gonna put my head out 
They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out 
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready 
They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me 
I'm in the mouth yo! I can't wake up 
Yo! I'm a blunt gettin smoked and i can't wake up 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
 
(Vers 2) 
 
Check it out now, in the same attire 
Here comes the fire 
Now they lit it, now I'm burning by the minute 
But check it out 
More heads came to chill 
Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill 
Cypress Hill took a pull 
Lungs are full, who's next? 
I'm being passed to Das Efx 
As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps 
It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep 
Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me 
Room is proper, Im passed off to Shabba 
Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba 
he said, "Me no folllow no rumor" 
and passed me to Grand Puba 
I wasn't burnin right so Puba got mad at me 
And said who rolled this 
and passed me to Kid Capri 
Kid Capri said "I wont front 
pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt" 
Redman said no need to re-roll 
He hit it, Re-light it 
And passed me to De La Soul 
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin 
now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton 
Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale 
I'll only hit it twice 
he got slapped by Greg Nice 
Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up 
I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
 
(Verse 3) 
 
Get me out of this, somebody wake me up 
I'm still on fire and Im still being smoked up 
half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head 
now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted 
A crazy nightmare i got to go 
I got to wake up and Im passed off to Yo-Yo 
Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady 
She didn't smoke 
She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G. 
A.G. said respect due see 
he got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B. 
Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D 
took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy 
Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop 
Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock 
Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill! 
If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill" 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
I'm DREAMING. 
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I'm DREAMING. 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
(Chorus) 
 
 
If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill" 
Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill! 
Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock 
Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop 
took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy 
Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D 
he got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B. 
A.G. said respect due see 
She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G. 
She didn't smoke 
Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady 
I got to wake up and Im passed off to Yo-Yo 
A crazy nightmare i got to go 
now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted 
half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head 
I'm still on fire and Im still being smoked up 
Get me out of this, somebody wake me up 
 
(Verse 3) 
 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
(Chorus) 
 
 
I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up 
Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up 
he got slapped by Greg Nice 
I'll only hit it twice 
Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale 
now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton 
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin 
And passed me to De La Soul 
He hit it, Re-light it 
Redman said no need to re-roll 
pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt" 
Kid Capri said "I wont front 
and passed me to Kid Capri 
And said who rolled this 
I wasn't burnin right so Puba got mad at me 
and passed me to Grand Puba 
he said, "Me no folllow no rumor" 
Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba 
Room is proper, Im passed off to Shabba 
Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me 
It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep 
As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps 
I'm being passed to Das Efx 
Lungs are full, who's next? 
Cypress Hill took a pull 
Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill 
More heads came to chill 
But check it out 
Now they lit it, now I'm burning by the minute 
Here comes the fire 
Check it out now, in the same attire 
 
(Vers 2) 
 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
(Chorus) 
 
 
Yo! I'm a blunt gettin smoked and i can't wake up 
I'm in the mouth yo! I can't wake up 
They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me 
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready 
They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out 
They said they gonna put my head out 
I'm picked up 
This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain 
Blunt smokers are chasing 
So Im running and racing 
And I cant seem to wake up 
But I can't get out of it 
I dont like this dream as a blunt 
I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor 
Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major 
someone yelled get that blunt. 
So I run and jump 
I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up 
 
(Vers 1) 
 
 
I'm walking around and I just cant wake up. 
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho! 
I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah! 
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. 
 
(Bridge) 
 
 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 
 
(Chorus) 
 
 
One 
On one you will be asleep. 
Two 
three 
Four 
Five 
Six 
Seven 
Eight 
Nine 
What I want you to do is count to ten. 
 
(Intro) 
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