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There is a sayin' as old as the very hills of Scotland themselves
That a Scotsman's love of his country is surpased only by his love of pie.
It's no wonder then that the darkest, dreariest cloud over the history of Scotland
Was the Great Pie Famine of 1635.
'Aye. In those troubled times, many were driven to madness...
The only known cure for Pie Madness was to send the afflicted up the rocky slopes
Of Mount McAngishirewacarnebag-shire...
With nothing but kilt and cap between them and the cold, cold winds.
Those that came down were forever cured of the madness
And once again loved pie in a calm and socially acceptable manner.
Those fortunate souls remember the long nights and unforgiving ground
And never again cast their eye upon Mount McDoogal-burg-shire-angus--bag...
And some never came down at all.
And even today, as the sun sets on Mount McConnel-be-um-rvv-vvrv-shire...
As the cold night air settles in, you can still hear the tune they sang...
One, two, one two three four! ...FOUR!
(singing)
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
So won't you please bring me some blankets and pie
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
So bring me some blankets and pie
Blankets and pie, blankets and pie
Oh won't you please bring me some blankets and pie
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
So bring me some blankets and pie!
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So bring me some blankets and pie!
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
Oh won't you please bring me some blankets and pie
Blankets and pie, blankets and pie
So bring me some blankets and pie
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
So won't you please bring me some blankets and pie
Oh my lodging is on the cold ground and I'm freezing
(singing)
One, two, one two three four! ...FOUR!
As the cold night air settles in, you can still hear the tune they sang...
And even today, as the sun sets on Mount McConnel-be-um-rvv-vvrv-shire...
And some never came down at all.
And never again cast their eye upon Mount McDoogal-burg-shire-angus--bag...
Those fortunate souls remember the long nights and unforgiving ground
And once again loved pie in a calm and socially acceptable manner.
Those that came down were forever cured of the madness
With nothing but kilt and cap between them and the cold, cold winds.
Of Mount McAngishirewacarnebag-shire...
The only known cure for Pie Madness was to send the afflicted up the rocky slopes
'Aye. In those troubled times, many were driven to madness...
Was the Great Pie Famine of 1635.
It's no wonder then that the darkest, dreariest cloud over the history of Scotland
That a Scotsman's love of his country is surpased only by his love of pie.
There is a sayin' as old as the very hills of Scotland themselves
(spoken)
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