Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers

Weird Al Yankovic

You Don't Take Your Showers

You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

I remember when

You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob

You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'Cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll On
And you don't take your showers anymore

Mirror lyrics:

And you don't take your showers anymore
And you don't use Ban Roll On
'Cuz you don't change your undies

But that's how it goes
And you claim that you're lonely

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

But that's how it goes
And you claim that you're lonely
And they just run from you, holding their nose
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
When you're out in public
You create a nuisance

And besides, you're a slob
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
You even made my dog sick
I had to buy some Airwick

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
Now your repulsing all the people you know
That hasn't been too recent
You used to smell half-decent

I remember when

I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
Please don't come near me anymore
You don't use Ban Roll On
You don't take your showers

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