Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

Weird Al Yankovic

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth
You know my life has been a living hell
That's right, you see

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she never told me whe was a...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime

I wish we both could just talk it all over
But my baby won't even make a sound
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Well, mmy parents can't stand her
And our neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me
This silent treatment's driving me nuts
You see

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped
Inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
She never told me (she never told me)
She never told me she was a mime

She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped
Inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me whe was a mime

Mirror lyrics:

She never told me, she never told me whe was a mime
Inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
Actin' like she's trapped
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
She never told me she was a mime

Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
She walks against the wind everywhere we go

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me (she never told me)
Inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
Now she's actin' like she's trapped
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
She never told me she was a mime

You see
This silent treatment's driving me nuts
She's really, really embarrassing me
And our neighbors hate her guts
Well, mmy parents can't stand her
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Now she makes everybody sick
But my baby won't even make a sound
I wish we both could just talk it all over

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime
She never told me, she never told me whe was a...
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
She never told me she was a mime

That's right, you see
You know my life has been a living hell
Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Started lookin' kinda strange
You see, my baby, she started to change
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal

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