Weird Al Yankovic
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Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
My life is filled with such regret
A bad mistake I can't forget
And now I'll never be the same

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
Well, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work
I look like the biggest jerk
Total strangers wanna slap me around
When it's ringin' on the terrace
My neighbors get embarrassed
They're beggin' me to move outta town
Well, it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
And I probably should delete it
But for me that would be crossin' the line
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
Hey, I paid good money for this...

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
(Really, what was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
Well, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

Ringtone
Ringtone
Ahh, ooh

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
Every single person everywhere unanimously
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...


Mirror lyrics:

Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Every single person everywhere unanimously
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)

Ahh, ooh
Ringtone
Ringtone

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
Everybody (everybody)
Well, everybody (everybody)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
(Really, what was I thinking?)
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
Ringtone

Hey, I paid good money for this...
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
But for me that would be crossin' the line
And I probably should delete it
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
Well, it made my wife so sick
They're beggin' me to move outta town
My neighbors get embarrassed
When it's ringin' on the terrace
Total strangers wanna slap me around
I look like the biggest jerk
When my phone goes off at work

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
Everybody (everybody)
Well, everybody (everybody)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
Ringtone

And now I'll never be the same
A bad mistake I can't forget
My life is filled with such regret
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)


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