Weird Al Yankovic
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Mom and dad are going out for the evening
and you're stuck inside of the house all alone
That's when you decide
it might be fun to harrass someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell them em' they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out
Where you were callin em' from
They'd come and bust your head
right in with a ratchet
Listen to me

Chorus:
Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit
numbers your used to
I know that you think it's funny
drivin' folks right up the wall
But it's really gettin' old fast

Little Melvin has a natural obssession
Askin for Prince Albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect-call
To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
Gives em' pizza pie delivery at four
He won't be laughing when they're tracin' his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me

2nd Chorus:
Don't go makin' phony calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that
phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?

Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit
numbers you're used to
You went through the New York City
Phone book and prank-called em' all
Hope that you grow out of this fast


Mirror lyrics:

Hope that you grow out of this fast
Phone book and prank-called em' all
You went through the New York City
numbers you're used to
Please stick to the seven-digit
Don't go makin' phony calls

How long is this phase gonna last?
phone cord right out from the wall
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
Don't go makin' phony calls
2nd Chorus:

Yo, hear me
One day the phone police will be there at his door
He won't be laughing when they're tracin' his line
Gives em' pizza pie delivery at four
He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect-call
Askin for Prince Albert in a can
Little Melvin has a natural obssession

But it's really gettin' old fast
drivin' folks right up the wall
I know that you think it's funny
numbers your used to
Please stick to the seven-digit
Don't go makin' phony calls
Chorus:

Listen to me
right in with a ratchet
They'd come and bust your head
Where you were callin em' from
Buddy, if they ever figured out
Then you tell them em' they should go out and catch it
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Dial a random number up on your telephone
it might be fun to harrass someone
That's when you decide
and you're stuck inside of the house all alone
Mom and dad are going out for the evening


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