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Like A Surgeon
I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit.
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
This patient's fading fast.
Complications have set in,
Don't know how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out.
Pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Here's a waiver for you to sign.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die.
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay.
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,
When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,
And retractors.
Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time.
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For the very last time.
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,
And retractors.
And my forceps,
With my scalpel,
When I reach inside
Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon.
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon, hey!
Before they can pay.
Yeah, my patients die
'Cause my patients die.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Here's a waiver for you to sign.
Like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon, hey!
And see what he ate.
Pull his insides out,
I'll pull his insides out.
Here we go, time to operate.
Let me see that I.V.
Don't know how long he'll last.
Complications have set in,
This patient's fading fast.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
Organ transplants are my line.
Like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Hey, like a surgeon,
A malpractice suit.
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Barely passed at the institute.
I was last in the class,
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
Somehow I made it through.
I finally made it through med school.
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