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Mr. Popeil

I need a Vegematic
I need a Pocket Fisherman
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

Operators are standing by
How does that make you feel
Help me
Mr. Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies
I wanna mend some leather
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head
To the bottom of a big steel girder

Please, no C.O.D.'s
Don't miss out on this deal
Ah, help me
Mr. Popeil

Help me
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Woah
It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to

Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble
Need your assistance on the double
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new
Mr. Popeil
Tell me, what am I supposed to do

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Now how much would you pay
But wait, there's more
It's not sold in any store

Now how much would you pay
Don't answer yet
Just look what else you get

Now how much would you pay
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray

Now how much would you pay
Now how much would you pay
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil

Make me buy a Garden Weasel
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer
Call our toll-free number
We'll make you such a deal

Aw, help me
Mr. Popeil, I want it
Mr. Popeil, well, I need it
Mr. Popeil, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Hey



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Hey
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeil, well, I need it
Mr. Popeil, I want it
Aw, help me

We'll make you such a deal
Call our toll-free number
Of this amazing TV offer
Make me take advantage
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me buy a Garden Weasel

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Now how much would you pay
Now how much would you pay

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray
If you order today
Now how much would you pay

Just look what else you get
Don't answer yet
Now how much would you pay

It's not sold in any store
But wait, there's more
Now how much would you pay

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Tell me, what am I supposed to do
Mr. Popeil
My old vinyl car top look like new
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
Need your assistance on the double
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble

But you wouldn't want to
You could even cut a tin can with it
Look at that tomato
It slices, it dices
Woah

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Help me

Mr. Popeil
Ah, help me
Don't miss out on this deal
Please, no C.O.D.'s

To the bottom of a big steel girder
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head
I wanna mend some leather
I wanna shine some pennies

Mr. Popeil
Help me
How does that make you feel
Operators are standing by

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell
I need a handy appliance
I need a Pocket Fisherman
I need a Vegematic


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