Weird Al Yankovic
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Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... minsk snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knacks
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


Mirror lyrics:

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

(I'll buy on eBay)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)

(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)

Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)

I'm highest bidder now
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes

As long as I've got the dough
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
With two seconds left to go, whoa
I am the type who is liable to snipe you

Found him on eBay
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)

They love me on eBay
"A++!" they all say
Just check ... my feedback
I'll buy ... your knick-knacks

They had it on eBay
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)

What I bought on eBay
Most every day
Shows up in bubble wrap
My house ... is filled with this crap

I bought on eBay
A Smurf ... TV tray
A rare ... minsk snowglobe
A used ... pink bathrobe
Yeah


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