 |
|
 |
|
Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
So quick, before they see it comin'
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Always hear the same kind of story
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
All over Saskatchewan
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Sure they got their national health care
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
They think their silly accent is so cute
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Their stupid Monopoly money
And you know what else is too funny?
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And they leave the house without packin' heat
They all live on donuts and moose meat
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| CCanadian IIdiot |
| anadian diot |
| aCnadian dIiot |
| fanadian jdiot |
| fCanadian jIdiot |
| Cfanadian Ijdiot |
| xanadian 9diot |
| xCanadian 9Idiot |
|
| Cxanadian I9diot |
| vanadian ldiot |
| vCanadian lIdiot |
| Cvanadian Ildiot |
| danadian odiot |
| dCanadian oIdiot |
| Cdanadian Iodiot |
| Caanadian kdiot |
|
| Cnadian kIdiot |
| Cnaadian Ikdiot |
| Cznadian 8diot |
| Czanadian 8Idiot |
| Caznadian I8diot |
| Cqnadian udiot |
| Cqanadian uIdiot |
| Caqnadian Iudiot |
|
| Csnadian Iddiot |
| Csanadian Iiot |
| Casnadian Iidot |
| Cwnadian Ixiot |
| Cwanadian Ixdiot |
| Cawnadian Idxiot |
| Cxnadian Ieiot |
| Iediot |
|
| Caxnadian Ideiot |
| Cannadian Ifiot |
| Caadian Ifdiot |
| Caandian Idfiot |
| Camadian Iriot |
| Camnadian Irdiot |
| Canmadian Idriot |
| Cahadian Iciot |
|
| Cahnadian Icdiot |
| Canhadian Idciot |
| Cajadian Isiot |
| Cajnadian Isdiot |
| Canjadian Idsiot |
| Cabadian Idiiot |
| Cabnadian Idot |
| Canbadian Idoit |
|
| Canaadian Idjot |
| Candian Idjiot |
| Candaian Idijot |
| Canzdian Id9ot |
| Canzadian Id9iot |
| Canazdian Idi9ot |
| Canqdian Idlot |
| Canqadian Idliot |
|
| Canaqdian Idilot |
| Cansdian Idoot |
| Cansadian Idoiot |
| Canasdian Idioot |
| Canwdian Idkot |
| Canwadian Idkiot |
| Canawdian Idikot |
| Canxdian Id8ot |
|
| Canxadian Id8iot |
| Canaxdian Idi8ot |
| Canaddian Iduot |
| Canaian Iduiot |
| Canaidan Idiuot |
| Canaxian |
| Idit |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|