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| Christmas Celebration 
 christmas celebration
 all around the nation
 won't you stay with me tonight
 cuz i'm running out of fight
 and the pagentry is such a bore
 
 carollers are singing
 registers ka-chinging
 and the presents are in place
 but i'd rather eat some mace
 'cause that egg nog always make me sick
 
 you know how the story goes
 you've seen it all before
 that man is so obese that
 can't get out the door
 
 christmas to perfection
 i'm begging for some action
 and the ringing in my ears
 is the sound of christmas cheer
 'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
 
 you know how the story goes
 you've seen it all before
 that man is so obese that
 can't get out the door
 
 you know how the story goes
 you've seen it all before
 that man is so obese that
 can't get out the door
 
 christmas celebration
 all around the nation
 won't you stay with me tonight
 cuz i'm running out of fight
 and the pagentry is such a bore
 
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
 
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