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Well I left Kentucky back in '49 and
Went to Detroit workin' on the assembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
Cuz I always wanted me one that was long and black
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it outta there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least 100 grand
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friend
I left that day with a lunchbox full of gears
I've never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home
Now up to now my plan went alright
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that somethin' was definitly wrong
The transmission was a '53 and
The motor turned out to be a '73 and
When we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so that it would fit and
With a little help from an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlights, they was another sight
We had 2 on the left and 1 on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all 3 of 'em come on
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well that's when we noticed that we only had 1 tail fin
About that time my wife walked out and
I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said
"Honey, take me for a spin"
So we drove uptown just to get the tags and
I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
Cuz to type it up it took the whole staff and
When they got through the title weighed 60 pounds
I'd got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
Uh, yeah Red Rider this is the Cotton Mouth in the
Psycho Billy Cadillac, come on
Huh?
Uh, this is the Cotton Mouth and neg-a-tory on the
Cost of this moe-sheen there Red Rider
You might say I went right up to the factory and
Picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Uh, what model is it?
Well it's a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59
Automobile
It's a 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70
Automobile
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Automobile
It's a 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70
Automobile
Well it's a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59
Uh, what model is it?
Picked it up, it's cheaper that way
You might say I went right up to the factory and
Cost of this moe-sheen there Red Rider
Uh, this is the Cotton Mouth and neg-a-tory on the
Huh?
Psycho Billy Cadillac, come on
Uh, yeah Red Rider this is the Cotton Mouth in the
Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
I'm gonna ride around in style
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
And it didn't cost me a dime
I'd got it one piece at a time
When they got through the title weighed 60 pounds
Cuz to type it up it took the whole staff and
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
I headed her right on down main drag
So we drove uptown just to get the tags and
"Honey, take me for a spin"
But she opened the door and said
I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
About that time my wife walked out and
Well that's when we noticed that we only had 1 tail fin
But we put it together and when we got through
The back end looked kinda funny too
But when we pulled out the switch all 3 of 'em come on
We had 2 on the left and 1 on the right
Now the headlights, they was another sight
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
With a little help from an adapter kit
So we drilled it out so that it would fit and
When we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
The motor turned out to be a '73 and
The transmission was a '53 and
And that's when we noticed that somethin' was definitly wrong
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
Now up to now my plan went alright
But the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home
Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
The first day I got me a fuel pump
Especially if I strung it out over several years
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
I've never considered myself a thief
I left that day with a lunchbox full of gears
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friend
So the very next day when I punched in
Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
I'm gonna ride around in style
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
I'd get it one piece at a time
I'd have me a car worth at least 100 grand
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
I'd sneak it outta there in a lunchbox in my hand
That should be the envy of most any man
One day I devised myself a plan
Cuz I always wanted me one that was long and black
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Went to Detroit workin' on the assembly line
Well I left Kentucky back in '49 and
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