Jonathan Coulton
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Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
It's good to see you, buddy, how've you been?
Things have been okay for me, except that I'm a zombie now.
I'd really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand,
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.
But heres a FYI, you're all gonna die screaming.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe thats OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns,
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am,
I guess I am.

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?
Know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors,
I guess we'll table this for now.
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well.
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.
And we'll put this thing to bed, when I bash your head open.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
Open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains!


Mirror lyrics:

Open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!

And we'll put this thing to bed, when I bash your head open.
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well.
I guess we'll table this for now.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors,
Know we'll get to common ground somehow.
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?

I guess I am.
I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am,
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can.

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!

But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.
And you'll have to make the call.
Maybe thats OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns,
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan?

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains!

But heres a FYI, you're all gonna die screaming.
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand,
I'd really wish you'd let us in.
Things have been okay for me, except that I'm a zombie now.
It's good to see you, buddy, how've you been?
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.


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