Jonathan Coulton
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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

CHORUS:
Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

CHORUS

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
Well, it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
So, maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

FINAL CHORUS:
Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet


Mirror lyrics:

I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
A little bit less afraid of me
If you could find some way to be
I'm not surprised that you agree
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
But I'm way too smart for you
Oh, and I'm so into you
FINAL CHORUS:

Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you
Hear them howling, my hungry children
And this mountain is covered with wolves
I've been patient, I've been gracious
Would it kill you to be civil?
So, maybe you could cut me just a little slack
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain

Well, it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine

CHORUS

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
You like monkeys, you like ponies
What's with all the screaming?
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

Say I shouldn't kill you yet
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
A little bit less afraid of me
If you could find some way to be
I'm not surprised that you agree
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
But I'm way too smart for you
Oh, and I'm so into you
CHORUS:

And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
But I assure you he's harmless enough
His appearance is quite disturbing
I see you met my assistant Scarface
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain


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