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Safety Joe
Well, he never got too lonely
And he never got too sad
But he never got too happy
And that's what's just too bad
He never reached much further
Than his lonely arms would go
He wore a seatbelt around his heart
And they called him Safety Joe
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Safety Joe
Safety Joe
What do you say?
What do you know?
If you don't loosen up the buckle
On your heart heart and start to chuckle
You're gonna die of boredom
Safety Joe
Now Joe he lived in Baltimore
'Cause New York was too darn fast
He sometimes went down to Washington
Just to view our nation's past
He never ate his vegetables
'Cause they were just too darn chewy
And he never climbed much higher
Than the arch in old St. Louis
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Joe gradually grew meaner
By not changin' his demeanor
But he never did nothin'
Too much for too long
Therefore his life never got much richer
Than the day they took that picture
In his birthday suit on the day that he was born.
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Well, you're gonna die of boredom
Safety Joe
That's golden
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That's golden
Safety Joe
Well, you're gonna die of boredom
[Chorus]
In his birthday suit on the day that he was born.
Than the day they took that picture
Therefore his life never got much richer
Too much for too long
But he never did nothin'
By not changin' his demeanor
Joe gradually grew meaner
[Chorus:]
Than the arch in old St. Louis
And he never climbed much higher
'Cause they were just too darn chewy
He never ate his vegetables
Just to view our nation's past
He sometimes went down to Washington
'Cause New York was too darn fast
Now Joe he lived in Baltimore
Safety Joe
You're gonna die of boredom
On your heart heart and start to chuckle
If you don't loosen up the buckle
What do you know?
What do you say?
Safety Joe
Safety Joe
[Chorus:]
And they called him Safety Joe
He wore a seatbelt around his heart
Than his lonely arms would go
He never reached much further
And that's what's just too bad
But he never got too happy
And he never got too sad
Well, he never got too lonely
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