Joe Diffie - I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That

Joe Diffie

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That

I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf
Instead of just another sheep in the fold
I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
Cry about a luxury tax
They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht
I'd like to have a problem like that.

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that.
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac?
Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back?
I'd like to have a problem like that.

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy
Burnin' both ends of his fuse
He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation
He can't find time to relax
From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin'
I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to have a problem like that
Be a one man woman jugglin' act
How many can you keep in the air
Before you loose track?
I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin.
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in.
Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life?
How much can I get for the movie rights?

I'd like to have a problem like that
Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack
Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts?
I'd like to have a problem like that.

Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em.
I'd like to have a problem like that.

Mirror lyrics:

I'd like to have a problem like that.
Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em.

I'd like to have a problem like that.
Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts?
Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack
I'd like to have a problem like that

How much can I get for the movie rights?
Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life?
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in.
I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin.

I'd like to have a problem like that
Before you loose track?
How many can you keep in the air
Be a one man woman jugglin' act
I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to have a problem like that
From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin'
He can't find time to relax
He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation
Burnin' both ends of his fuse
He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.

I'd like to have a problem like that.
Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back?
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac?
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that.

I'd like to have a problem like that.
They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht
Cry about a luxury tax
I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
Instead of just another sheep in the fold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf
I work out in the heat and the cold
I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan

Relevant Tags:

II'd LLike TTo HHave AA PProblem LLike TThat	'd ike o ave roblem ike hat	'Id iLke oT aHve A rPoblem iLke hTat	j'd kike fo jave z 0roblem kike fhat
jI'd kLike fTo jHave zA 0Problem kLike fThat	Ij'd Lkike Tfo Hjave Az P0roblem Lkike Tfhat	9'd oike 5o uave q lroblem oike 5hat	9I'd oLike 5To uHave qA lProblem oLike 5That
I9'd Loike T5o Huave Aq Plroblem Loike T5hat	l'd pike ho nave s oroblem pike hhat	lI'd pLike hTo nHave sA oProblem pLike hThat	Il'd Lpike Tho Hnave As Poroblem Lpike Thhat
o'd Liike yo bave w Prroblem Liike yhat	oI'd Lke yTo bHave wA Poblem Lke yThat	Io'd Lkie Tyo Hbave Aw Porblem Lkie Tyhat	k'd Ljke 6o gave x Pdoblem Ljke 6hat
kI'd Ljike 6To gHave xA Pdroblem Ljike 6That	Ik'd Lijke T6o Hgave Ax Prdoblem Lijke T6hat	8'd L9ke go yave P4oblem L9ke ghat	8I'd L9ike gTo yHave P4roblem L9ike gThat
I8'd Li9ke Tgo Hyave Pr4oblem Li9ke Tghat	u'd Llke ro Haave Pgoblem Llke rhat	uI'd Llike rTo Hve Pgroblem Llike rThat	Iu'd Lilke Tro Hvae Prgoblem Lilke Trhat
I''d Loke Too Hzve Ptoblem Loke	Id T Hzave Ptroblem Tat	Id' Lioke To Hazve Prtoblem Lioke Taht	I'dd Lkke Tk Hqve P5oblem Lkke Tjat
I' Tko Hqave P5roblem Tjhat	I'd Likke Tok Haqve Pr5oblem Likke Thjat	I'x L8ke T9 Hsve Pfoblem L8ke Tuat	I'xd L8ike T9o Hsave Pfroblem L8ike Tuhat
I'dx Li8ke To9 Hasve Prfoblem Li8ke Thuat	I'e Luke T0 Hwve Peoblem Luke Tnat	I'ed Luike T0o Hwave Peroblem Luike Tnhat	I'de Liuke To0 Hawve Preoblem Liuke Thnat
I'f Tl Hxve Prooblem Tbat	I'fd Lie Tlo Hxave Prblem Lie Tbhat	I'df Liek Tol Haxve Prbolem Liek Thbat	I'r Lile Ti Havve Prkblem Lile Tgat
I'rd Tio Hae Prkoblem	I'dr Likle Toi Haev Prokblem Likle Thgat	I'c Lioe Habe Pr9blem Lioe Tyat	I'cd Habve Pr9oblem
I'dc Likoe Havbe Pro9blem Likoe Thyat	I's Lime Hace Pr0blem Lime Thaat	I'sd Limke Hacve Pr0oblem Limke Tht	I'ds Likme Havce Pro0blem Likme Thta
Lije Hage Prlblem Lije Thzt	Hagve Prloblem Thzat	Likje Havge Prolblem Likje Thazt	Liie Hafe Priblem Liie Thqt
Hafve Prioblem Thqat	Likie Havfe Proiblem Likie Thaqt	Likee Havee Probblem Likee Thst	Lik Hav Prolem Lik Thsat
Like Have Prolbem Like Thast	Liks Havs Provlem Liks Thwt	Likse Havse Provblem Likse Thwat

HOME