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If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...
You might be a redneck.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...
you might be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
you might be a redneck.
If you've ever been too drunk to fish...
If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..
If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a
yard sale.
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
your sister's honor..
You might be a redneck.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
you might be a redneck.
They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."
If you've ever financed a tattoo....
If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
you might be a redneck.
we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country..
Now, you come to the south, we have words like...yu'nt to.
We goin to the mall, yu'nt to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alot...aight.
That's a word in Texas...aight.
Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,
"hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."
If you go to the family reunion to meet women....
If you smoked during your wedding....
you might be a redneck.
And last but not least
if you see a sign that says say no to crack,
and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
you might be a redneck.
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you might be a redneck.
and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
if you see a sign that says say no to crack,
And last but not least
you might be a redneck.
If you smoked during your wedding....
If you go to the family reunion to meet women....
"hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."
Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,
That's a word in Texas...aight.
I like this word alot...aight.
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
We goin to the mall, yu'nt to?
Now, you come to the south, we have words like...yu'nt to.
we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country..
you might be a redneck.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
If you've ever financed a tattoo....
"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."
real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
you might be a redneck.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
You might be a redneck.
your sister's honor..
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
yard sale.
If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a
If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..
If you've ever been too drunk to fish...
you might be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
you might be a redneck.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...
You might be a redneck.
discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...
If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
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