Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (Spoken) Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart! Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas. Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? (Sung) 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT (Spoken) You got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas! I know that, i got it covered! Look over there in the corner! That's yours too? yeah! (Chorus)(Sung) 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT (Spoken) Man, these ain't normal christmas presents! Naw, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck gifts? yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells. Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus! Whats wrong with that? I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat.. (Chorus) (Spoken) Well, you know you can't really consider it Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear, that's where the 9 years probation comes in. Now I'm gonna do it for you again,listen (Chorus) (Spoken) Are you cryin? Naw, just my allergies Happy Holidays everybody! Mirror lyrics: Happy Holidays everybody! Naw, just my allergies (Spoken) Are you cryin? (Chorus) Now I'm gonna do it for you again,listen You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear, that's where the 9 years probation comes in. (Spoken) Well, you know you can't really consider it Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma (Chorus) I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat.. Whats wrong with that? or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus! or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells. yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures, Redneck gifts? Naw, they're Redneck Gifts! (Spoken) Man, these ain't normal christmas presents! and some parts to a Mustang GT 2 huntin dogs 3 shot gun shells 4 big mud tires 5 flannel shirts 6 cans of spam 7 packs of redman 8 table dancers 9 years probation Tin a' copenhagen 11 wrestlin' tickets 12 pack of bud (Chorus)(Sung) yeah! That's yours too? I know that, i got it covered! Look over there in the corner! (Spoken) You got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas! And some parts to a Mustang GT 2 huntin dogs 3 shot gun shells 4 big mud tires (Sung) 5 flannel shirts Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas. (Spoken) Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart! 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