Jeff Dunham - When Santa Comes To Town

Jeff Dunham

When Santa Comes To Town

(Peanut):
The days are growing shorter
And the nights are growing colder
We know Santa's on his way
We can't wait another day
I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
Because to operate them, you only need one shoe

(Achmed)
I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
Don't care what Santa brings me
As long as it has a fuse

(Bubba J)
When I fight with the Mrs.
There's no place to hide
So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Walter)
I wish weren't so sunny
I prefer December gloom

(Peanut)
But there's plenty of snow for everyone
In Guitar Guys dressing room

(Achmed)
I want a voice box and some lungs
So I can scream and shout

(Peanut)
And some skin to wrap him in
So they don't fall out

(Jose)
I've been the prefect pepper
As good as I can be

(Peanut)
You'll be the perfect angel
When we stick you on the tree ha!

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Music Break)

(Peanut)
I need a matching tennis shoe

(Achmed)
I need a pair of ears

(Walter)
I wish this song was over

(Bubba J)
I could use another beer

(Peanut)
I want a stack of money

(Bubba J)
Wanna win a NASCAR race

(Walter)
If I sit here any longer
I'll need Preperation H

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
And Santa comes to town

(Bubba J)
That was good

(Walter)
Shut up

Mirror lyrics:

Shut up
(Walter)

That was good
(Bubba J)

And Santa comes to town
Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
(All)

I'll need Preperation H
If I sit here any longer
(Walter)

Wanna win a NASCAR race
(Bubba J)

I want a stack of money
(Peanut)

I could use another beer
(Bubba J)

I wish this song was over
(Walter)

I need a pair of ears
(Achmed)

I need a matching tennis shoe
(Peanut)

(Music Break)

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
(All)

When we stick you on the tree ha!
You'll be the perfect angel
(Peanut)

As good as I can be
I've been the prefect pepper
(Jose)

So they don't fall out
And some skin to wrap him in
(Peanut)

So I can scream and shout
I want a voice box and some lungs
(Achmed)

In Guitar Guys dressing room
But there's plenty of snow for everyone
(Peanut)

I prefer December gloom
I wish weren't so sunny
(Walter)

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
(All)

So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide
There's no place to hide
When I fight with the Mrs.
(Bubba J)

As long as it has a fuse
Don't care what Santa brings me
I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
(Achmed)

Because to operate them, you only need one shoe
I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
We can't wait another day
We know Santa's on his way
And the nights are growing colder
The days are growing shorter
(Peanut):

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