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Cannabis College
Registration starts at 8
Don't be late or else
That's 8 as in the evening time
Classes begin at 9 or 12
We'll study each and every flower
Per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College
Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes
You'll be curing common glaucoma
Convinced you're acing physics
You'll be setting quite a fine example
Coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam
You can take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?
Tell me have you met Professor Chong
He's been here who knows how long
His lectures often study classics
From Northern Cal to Oregon
Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre
And Dark Side of the Moon
And Purple Haze
And some randoms buy Pat Boone
With THC Ph. D's
A BA in euphoria
Avoid the military
Minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge
A certificate that says
I made it through college
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I made it through college
A certificate that says
Get the blunted edge
Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20
Minoring in paranoia
Avoid the military
A BA in euphoria
With THC Ph. D's
And some randoms buy Pat Boone
And Purple Haze
And Dark Side of the Moon
Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre
From Northern Cal to Oregon
His lectures often study classics
He's been here who knows how long
Tell me have you met Professor Chong
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?
And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
Of signals made of smoke
You can take your notes and tokes
You passed your first exam
Coring apples and carving cans
You'll be setting quite a fine example
Convinced you're acing physics
You'll be curing common glaucoma
Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes
Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College
Hydroponically
So if you grow your knowledge tree
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
Per credit hour
We'll study each and every flower
Classes begin at 9 or 12
That's 8 as in the evening time
Don't be late or else
Registration starts at 8
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