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Plastic Jesus
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar
Riding down a thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dasboard of my car
Though the sunshine on his back
Makes Him peel, chip and crack
A little patching keeps Him up to par
When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow the horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it for sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far
If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask (yes they ask)
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once His robe was snowy white
Not it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar
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And if we wreck he'll leave a scar
His magnet ruins my radio
But I think he'll have to go
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Stained by the smoke of my cigar
Not it isn't quite so bright
Once His robe was snowy white
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar
Of the blood of the Lamb
Ride with me and have a dram
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask
For His head comes off, you see
Plastic Jesus shelters me
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask (yes they ask)
And the police think I'm tight
If I weave around at night
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far
And I use it for sight
His halo fits just right
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning
Trying to run them down
I ride all over town
I never blow the horn or give them warning
I let them know who's boss
When pedestrians try to cross
A little patching keeps Him up to par
Makes Him peel, chip and crack
Though the sunshine on his back
Riding on the dasboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
And any other thing that lies behind
He just keeps His eye on me
Trouble coming He don't see
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
With his nose up in the air
Riding down a thoroughfare
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar
His magnet ruins my radio
But I think he'll have to go
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
CHORUS
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
We will travel every nation
Through all trials and tribulations
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
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