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Pearl Snaps
Chorus
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things
That stay the same so when the world starts spinninÂ' and
Your head hurts thereÂ's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor
Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue
You can't buy beer in this state past two
Chorus
Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
It's not how you play it's the final score
They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube any more
Chorus
Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns
The losers live forever and the good die young
Chorus
Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
If there's a problem with that we can get it on
Chorus
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Chorus
If there's a problem with that we can get it on
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
Chorus
The losers live forever and the good die young
The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns
And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
Chorus
They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube any more
It's not how you play it's the final score
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
Chorus
You can't buy beer in this state past two
Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue
You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor
The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
Your head hurts thereÂ's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
That stay the same so when the world starts spinninÂ' and
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things
Chorus
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| PPearl SSnaps |
| earl naps |
| eParl nSaps |
| 0earl znaps |
| 0Pearl zSnaps |
| P0earl Sznaps |
| learl wnaps |
| lPearl wSnaps |
| Plearl Swnaps |
| oearl dnaps |
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| oPearl dSnaps |
| Poearl Sdnaps |
| Peearl enaps |
| Parl eSnaps |
| Paerl Senaps |
| Psarl xnaps |
| Psearl xSnaps |
| Pesarl Sxnaps |
| P3arl anaps |
| P3earl aSnaps |
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| Pe3arl Sanaps |
| Pfarl Snnaps |
| Pfearl Saps |
| Pefarl Sanps |
| Prarl Smaps |
| Prearl Smnaps |
| Perarl Snmaps |
| P4arl Shaps |
| P4earl Shnaps |
| Pe4arl Snhaps |
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| Pdarl Sjaps |
| Pdearl Sjnaps |
| Pedarl Snjaps |
| Pwarl Sbaps |
| Pwearl Sbnaps |
| Pewarl Snbaps |
| Peaarl Snaaps |
| Perl Snps |
| Peral Snpas |
| Pezrl Snzps |
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| Pezarl Snzaps |
| Peazrl Snazps |
| Peqrl Snqps |
| Peqarl Snqaps |
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