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The Morning Report
Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said "No thanks!"
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
The buffalo have got a beef
About this season's grass
Warthogs have been thwarted
In attempts to save their gas
Flamingoes in the pink and
Chasing secretary birds
Saffron is this season's color
Seen in all the herds
Moving down the rank and file
To near the bottom rung
Far too many beetles are
Quite frankly in the dung
Aaaaaak!
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
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On the morning report
Not a tale I distort
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Gives you the long and the short
This is the morning report
On the morning report
Not a tale I distort
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Gives you the long and the short
This is the morning report
Aaaaaak!
Quite frankly in the dung
Far too many beetles are
To near the bottom rung
Moving down the rank and file
Seen in all the herds
Saffron is this season's color
Chasing secretary birds
Flamingoes in the pink and
In attempts to save their gas
Warthogs have been thwarted
About this season's grass
The buffalo have got a beef
On the morning report
Not a tale I distort
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Gives you the long and the short
This is the morning report
Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said "No thanks!"
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
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